Sunday, August 28, 2005

VMA's suck...but at least MTV did one thing right

Dear MTV,

Thank you for your craptacular program known as the Video Music Awards. If it wasn't for the Beavis and Butt-head cameo (Beavis mentioning the word "fire" was a nice touch), there would be nothing redeeming about tonight's show. Yes, I am aware that the show is not over yet. However, I feel that Diddy's (I guess he has a problem with the initial of "P" now) monologue which featured a few words that are no stranger to George Carlin, was uninspired and unoriginal. I feel bad for Mr. Carlin, at least his "7 Words" bit was funny and done with far more integrity.

Note to MTV Execs: Try going back to your old tradition of hiring a decent comedian and getting some acts that won't bore me to tears. I hope that I am not the only person out there wishing that there would be a resurgence of 80's bands, metal, grunge, and old skool rap. Call it "Classic MTV" if you will, but I bet the ratings would dwarf the current Post Crappy Carson MTV. One other thing...No More wannabe punk "Headbanger's Ball!" If Riki Rachtman isn't hosting, then there is no show! I mean, would you want P.(layedout) Diddy to host a new "reinvented" version of "Yo! MTV Raps!"??? I think not.

Oh heck with it...I'm going on further. Jessica Simpson. What the hell were you wearing? Somehow, I don't think that's going to be an outfit to be emulated by Barbie. Thanks for blowing it for me. It took the jaws of life to convince my wife that the show wouldn't suck this year and now I have to turn the show off. Man, I thought my hair was woofin'. It's a sad day when your kid sister dresses better than you. First stop MTV, next stop WT.

1 comment:

meredith said...

Obviously that christian upbringing has turned jessica simpson into a slut...she makes brittney spears and kevin Federline look classy